Face the Facts

A young woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror The woman, furious, marches to the back of the bus to sit down.

As she sits, a man asks, “Are you OK?”

The lady replies, “That bus driver just insulted me. I should go up there and give him a piece of my mind!”

The man says, “You do that. I’ll look after your monkey.”