1. Go to Google Translate
  2. Set the translator to translate German to German
  3. Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
  4. Click “listen”
  5. Be amazed :)

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If you recently updated your Windows 7 machine only to have it notify you that your copy of Windows is not genuine, weep no more.

There is a new crack that will bypass WAT/WGA and report your Windows 7 machine as genuine.

**Please note that this crack is for educational use only, there are no guarantees and use of this software may result in the loss of data.**

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Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four hours sharpening the axe.

-Abraham Lincoln

In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

-Theodore Roosevelt

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

“Why are you crying?” Bob asked.

“I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill.

“So? Are you afraid?”
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