Hilarious video on “Copyright Math”.
Direct link to Youtube.
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- Go to Google Translate
- Set the translator to translate German to German
- Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
- Click “listen”
- Be amazed :)
A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.
The robot says,”What will you have?”
The guy says “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
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A young woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror The woman, furious, marches to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she sits, a man asks, “Are you OK?”
The lady replies, “That bus driver just insulted me. I should go up there and give him a piece of my mind!”
The man says, “You do that. I’ll look after your monkey.”
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?