A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home now Mother of Six?” His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”
Archive for year: 2007
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A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
“Oh, no,” the driver said. “I can’t do that. If I do that, I’ll have an asthma attack and die.”
“OK,” said the officer, “let’s go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level.”
“Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die.”
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It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in.
“Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says.
“That’s cool.” says Bobby.
Peggy Sue’s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
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A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
Modern Day Pirates | Est. 2005
Where has all the rum gone?