Qualities Your Mate Should Have

Here is a short list of qualities every man should look for in a mate:

• Has to be good at video games (maybe not all of them, but a good amount)
• Doesn’t care if room is messy
• Living in an aquatic city has to be a possibility
• Good at cards, but not too good
• Doesn’t have a beard, but if she does, then it has to be temporary
• Likes chili
• Good at kites
• Knowledge about robots and time travel is a plus, but isn’t a necessity
• Won’t yell at you
• Doesn’t have club feet, but if she does, has to be able to hit a baseball with them
• Doesn’t get drunk, puke, and make you clean it up with your beach towel
• Won’t slap you in the mouth
• Will be your mate till one of you dies