If your a Firefox user and you like to have many tabs open at once you might have noticed how Firefox 2 likes to shrink them. And if you have enough tabs that have been shrunk, Firefox will start scrolling them off the screen. Some of you may actually like this feature or not care, but if you want to change how Firefox handles your tabs read on for the hack.
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A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.

“None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

“The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on… but I like your thinking.”

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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Quite a few updates/additions this time around… most notably the quotes category which  we’ll be adding to frequently. =]

  • Added Separate Links List For Web Design/Development Tools
  • Updated Links Lists
  • Added Quotes Category
  • Updated Ads
  • Updated Sidebar
  • Updated Navigation Structure

yaarg!

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Variations:

  1. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way.
  2. Anything that can go wrong, will.
  3. If anything can go wrong, it will, and usually at the most inopportune moment.
  4. Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment.