Quotes About Sex By Famous People

  • An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
    Aldous Huxley
  • Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It’s funny because I think it’s better inside.
    Alex Walsh
  • Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.
    Billy Crystal
  • There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?
    Dustin Hoffman
  • When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
    Frederike Ryder

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At age 4…

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

=P

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Hidden Microsoft Word Trick

I’ve tested this in Word 2007 so I’m going to ASSUME that it works in all Microsoft Office versions up to 2007.

  1. Open up a new Word document.
  2. Type “=rand(100,99)” and hit ENTER
  3. Wait a few moments…
  4. WTF?
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Hidden Notepad Trick

**Note: This trick only works in Windows XP machines.**

  1. Open up notepad.
  2. Type “Bush hid the facts”
  3. Then save the file; you can save it under any filename.
  4. Close notepad.
  5. Now open up the same file you just created and you’ll noticed that what you typed before is gone…

Just a coincidence? Or maybe someone in Microsoft knows something?

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MDP Quotes

Friends are God’s way of apologizing for family.

Ponder. Reflect. Repeat…

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

No matter how far down the wrong road you’ve gone, TURN BACK.

TEMET NOSCE – KNOW THY SELF

“Life isn’t about how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.” [Alex Hitchens from Hitch]

“Good poets borrow; great poets steal.” [T. S. Eliot]

People become stronger because they have memories they can’t forget.

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