version 2.8.0.0 release notes

We’re back bitches! After a wee moons o’ sailin’ th’ high seas we`ve come aft t’ brin’ ye lots o’ bountiful booty. If ye explore around th’ site ye will be seein’ quite a wee changes an’ updates. Thar’s much more t’ come but fer now, how about a round o’ rum t’ start us off.

  • New Footer Design
  • Updated Header
  • Updated 404 Page
  • Updated Ads
  • Updated Some Design Features in Sidebar
  • Fixed Navigation Links in Sidebar
  • Fixed Pirate Search
  • Fixed Favicon
  • Some Back End Updates
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Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

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Qualities Your Mate Should Have

Here is a short list of qualities every man should look for in a mate:

  • Has to be good at video games (maybe not all of them, but a good amount)
  • Doesn’t care if room is messy
  • Living in an aquatic city has to be a possibility
  • Good at cards, but not too good
  • Doesn’t have a beard, but if she does, then it has to be temporary
  • Likes chili
  • Good at kites
  • Knowledge about robots and time travel is a plus, but isn’t a necessity
  • Won’t yell at you
  • Doesn’t have club feet, but if she does, has to be able to hit a baseball with them
  • Doesn’t get drunk, puke, and make you clean it up with your beach towel
  • Won’t slap you in the mouth
  • Will be your mate till one of you dies
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