Shout Out To Andy Ashbe?

Posted on July 10, 2009 by Administrator Barbossa | News-Alerts | Leave a Comment

This be a big shout out to our homie, a real OG.

Happy Birthday Arthur Ashe!

Nothing Registers

Posted on July 7, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes | Leave a Comment

A woman in a supermarket hurries to the express line with a few items.
The clerk has his back turned to her, so she says loudly, “Excuse me, I’m in a hurry. Could you please check me out?”
The clerk turns, looks her up and down, and says, “Nice tits.”

Manager

Posted on July 2, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes | Leave a Comment

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
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Grass On The Field

Posted on June 30, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes | Leave a Comment

An ambitious girls’ track team coach starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the state championship.
The day before the nationals, one of his hurdlers comes into his office.
“Excuse me, coach.” she says. “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest!”
“Oh, my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”
“Down to my balls,” she replies. “That’s the other thing I wanted to talk to you about.”