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	<description>Where has all the rum gone?</description>
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		<title>Robot Bartender</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
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The robot says,&#8221;What will you have?&#8221; 
The guy says &#8220;Martini.&#8221; 
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, &#8220;What&#8217;s your IQ?&#8221;

The guy says, &#8220;168.&#8221; The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
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		<title>The Kiss</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won&#8217;t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: &#8220;I have a question to ask, but I don&#8217;t want to offend you.&#8221;
She answers, &#8221; My son, you cannot offend me. When you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Face the Facts</title>
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The lady replies, &#8220;That bus driver just insulted me. I should go up there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potential &amp; Reality</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. &#8220;Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?&#8221;
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Downloads Page Fixed</title>
		<link>http://www.yaarg.com/mdp/2009/07/26/downloads-page-fixed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The downloads page be fixed and all of the old files be aft up. Aye!
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