Face the Facts

Posted on August 27, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A young woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror The woman, furious, marches to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she sits, a man asks, “Are you OK?”
The lady replies, “That bus driver just insulted me. I should go up there [...]

Potential & Reality

Posted on August 13, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your [...]