Grass On The Field

Posted on June 30, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

An ambitious girls’ track team coach starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the state championship.
The day before the nationals, one of his hurdlers comes into his office.
“Excuse me, coach.” she says. “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest!”
“Oh, my God!” yells the [...]

What We Fear

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Captain Johnny Bowen | Quotes

We fear the thing we want the most.
-Robert Anthony

Who Died the Worst Death?

Posted on June 23, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

Artists

Posted on June 22, 2009 by Captain Johnny Bowen | Quotes

The bad artists imitate, the great artists steal.
-Banksy

The Smart Man

Posted on June 19, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where’d you git that truck?!?”
“Tammie give it to me,” Bubba replied.

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