Absorb, Discard, Add

Posted on May 27, 2009 by Captain Johnny Bowen | Quotes

Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own.
-Bruce Lee

Hotter Than Hades

Posted on May 26, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it [...]

Can You Give Me Push?

Posted on May 21, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time!” He thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer [...]

Reincarnation

Posted on May 17, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a [...]

version 2.8.0.0 release notes

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Administrator Barbossa | Site News

We’re back bitches! After a wee moons o’ sailin’ th’ high seas we`ve come aft t’ brin’ ye lots o’ bountiful booty. If ye explore around th’ site ye will be seein’ quite a wee changes an’ updates. Thar’s much more t’ come but fer now, how about a round o’ rum t’ start us [...]

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