Robot Bartender

Posted on November 9, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.
The robot says,”What will you have?”
The guy says “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The Kiss

Posted on October 31, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re [...]

Face the Facts

Posted on August 27, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A young woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror The woman, furious, marches to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she sits, a man asks, “Are you OK?”
The lady replies, “That bus driver just insulted me. I should go up there [...]

Potential & Reality

Posted on August 13, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your [...]