The Cab Drivers Goes To Heaven

Posted on July 17, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the [...]

Pa Won’t Like It

Posted on July 10, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like [...]

How To Create Windows Error Messages

Posted on July 8, 2008 by Captain Johnny Bowen | XP Hacks

Here’s a quick how to on creating your own Windows Error messages.

Open up notepad and copy/paste the following text:
X = MsgBox(“Box Text”, 0+16,”Box Title”)
Edit the words in “Box Text” with your error message.
Edit the words in “Box Title” with the title of your error message.
Optionally, you can also change the number/s (listed below) to display [...]

Happy 4th of July!

Posted on July 4, 2008 by Administrator Barbossa | News-Alerts

Ahoy, t’ all you pirates out thar, happy 4th o’ July!

Juicy Squirt

Posted on July 3, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”
The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave [...]

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