Sex Therapy

Posted on January 30, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”
The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

Insomnia

Posted on January 14, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A man went to a doctor and complained of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and found nothing physically wrong with him.
“Listen,” the doctor said, “if you expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“I know,” said the man, “but my wife refuses to [...]

Penguins Go To The Zoo

Posted on January 9, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, [...]

My First Time

Posted on January 7, 2008 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what to do.

Hidden Internet Browser In Windows

Posted on January 5, 2008 by Captain Johnny Bowen | XP Hacks

A hackers most powerful tool is usually his (or her) browser. Through the browser almost all things are possible. But what happens when you come across a Windows machine with IE (Internet Explorer) disabled and you are unable to install any 3rd party software (aka Firefox) onto the machine?
Assuming the machine is connected to the [...]

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