Twist Again…

Posted on October 28, 2007 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes 

It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in.
“Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says.
“That’s cool.” says [...]

Who Is God?

Posted on October 24, 2007 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes 

A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”

Control Tab Scrolling

Posted on October 20, 2007 by Captain Johnny Bowen | Firefox Hacks 

If your a Firefox user and you like to have many tabs open at once you might have noticed how Firefox 2 likes to shrink them. And if you have enough tabs that have been shrunk, Firefox will start scrolling them off the screen. Some of you may actually like this feature or not care, [...]

I Like Your Thinking

Posted on October 16, 2007 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes 

A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
“None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, “I [...]

The Wedding Test

Posted on October 12, 2007 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes 

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down [...]

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