The Old Couple

Posted on August 19, 2007 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, “Why are you going to sleep on the floor?”
The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.”

The Truth

Posted on August 3, 2007 by MDP | yummy™ | Jokes

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” — even when you don’t know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is [...]