Top 11 Reasons Harry Potter Would Make A Lousy IT Pro

Posted on October 31, 2005 by Captain Johnny Bowen | Fun Stuff 

11. Pet owl would attack computer mice and leave deposits on keyboards
10. Wand might misfire at annual meeting, killing shareholders
9. Invisibility cloak would hide him from users, management
8. He’d keep slapping servers and yelling “Repairum Serviosa!”
7. He’d replace data-center door with portrait of password-hungry fat lady
6. Flaming cauldron would set off fire-suppression system
5. He’d behave [...]