Qualities Your Mate Should Have

Posted on February 21, 2009 by MDP | yummy™ | Fun Stuff

Here is a short list of qualities every man should look for in a mate:

Has to be good at video games (maybe not all of them, but a good amount)
Doesn’t care if room is messy
Living in an aquatic city has to be a possibility
Good at cards, but not too good
Doesn’t have a beard, but if she does, then it has to be temporary
Likes chili
Good at kites
Knowledge about robots and time travel is a plus, but isn’t a necessity
Won’t yell at you
Doesn’t have club feet, but if she does, has to be able to hit a baseball with them
Doesn’t get drunk, puke, and make you clean it up with your beach towel
Won’t slap you in the mouth
Will be your mate till one of you dies