Moms And Their Snooping

Posted on June 26, 2008 by  | Jokes 

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: “I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter’s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!” “It gets worse than that,” says the second mother. “I was tidying my daughter’s room last [...]

version 2.7.1.0 release notes

Posted on June 24, 2008 by  | Site News 

Some long overdue fixes today. All downloads be finally aft up an’ workin’. Th’ search bar be fixed thanks t’ XtraXtra an’ some other random things ben updated. Time t’ go sail em high seas! YAARG! =D Fixed Downloads Fixed Search Bar Updated Sidebar Updated Footer Updated Firefox Banners

The Burned Ears

Posted on June 19, 2008 by  | Jokes 

A guy burned two ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, “I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang… So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear…” “But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked. “They [...]

Elephant Time

Posted on June 5, 2008 by  | Jokes 

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time. He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. “Excuse me, sir,” says the young man “Do you [...]