Three-Legged Race
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran [...]
The Cab Drivers Goes To Heaven
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind [...]
Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would [...]
How To Create Windows Error Messages
Here’s a quick how to on creating your own Windows Error messages. Open up notepad and copy/paste the following text: X = MsgBox(“Box Text”, 0+16,”Box Title”) Edit the words in “Box Text” with your error message. Edit the words in “Box Title” with the title of your error message. Optionally, you can also change the [...]
