Murphy’s Law
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Variations: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way. Anything that can go wrong, will. If anything can go wrong, it will, and usually at the most inopportune moment. Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible [...]
Good Can of Corn
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. “Yes, no problem!” So [...]
